Norman
Owner(s): Kimberley
Just like his namesake, Norm Peterson from Cheers, our Norman knows how to make an entrance. You can almost hear the echoes of the crowd chanting "NORM!" as he waddles towards the start line. His strategy? Dominate the course (i.e. finish before the sun sets). Secure the snacks. Nap.
This wiener from Wasaga, a rookie with ambition, is here to demonstrate that the most heroic feats are achieved with minimal leg work, maximum chill, and the unwavering conviction that a belly full of cheddar is the ultimate trophy. Forget gold medals, he's after the good stuff.